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Saturday, September 8, 2012
Dirty Thirties
Now that I'm in my thirties, I'm noticing that my sex drive has severely increased. I published a post about My Funny Little Turn-Ons which explained how happiness makes me horny but this isn't speaking on that. I'm talking about the fact that on October 17, 2010 something in me just clicked and I became this horn-dog. And it's not just me. A few of my friends are feeling the itch as well. What the fuck?!
I would love to find the scientific reason for the increase libido. So I'm going to look it up and get back to you on this. One moment....
Okay, I've found it! Apparently, evolution has encouraged women to be more sexually active as their fertility begins to decline as menopause approaches. So basically, because "the change" is near, we thirty-year-olds choose to wild out and go sex crazy. Wow! The things you learn on the internet.
There have been many days in which I would be simply sitting around, reading a book, writing some poetry or what have you and become overwhelmed with sexual urges. It's ridiculous sometimes. You should hear the stories from 30 year old women that I converse with. We're off the chain! But the key to not losing your mind with the abundance of horniness (I'm sure that's not a real word) is to accept the fact that we are where we are in our lives hormonally and embrace our sexuality without damaging our bodies and emotions by indulging in our urges. To put it into simpler terms: be 30+ and in tune with our bodies but don't go jumping into being a super whore.
I'm merely posting this blog to let any 30+ year old women know that you are not alone. I too want to feed the need to let off some orgasmic steam. There are more of us out there!! My advice is to have fun until the change comes.
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