Let me start off by saying that I am no where near being a full-on, die-hard Beyonce fan so this next sentence will only make sense to those that want soooooo bad not to like her and her music in reference to her most recent album. DAMN YOU BEYONCE!!!! Damn you for making music relevant to my fucking life and situations!! AAARRRGHH!! That's right! I used my pirate word of anger.
The album I'm referring to is "4". From the first track she's on point. This motherfucker was able to do what's really difficult for other musical artists to get right for me....the ability to draw emotion to a particular person, place or event in my life. Why that damn song 1+1 makes me love my boyfriend so much, I don't fucking know. "I don't know much about fighting but I know I will fight for you!" I'm so ready to run out and shank anyone looking at my man wrong! I can't even hear the shit without singing along. And man does it piss me off because I usually tend to stay away from pop culture and ridiculously popular people.
What's worse is that there are a good amount of songs on this album that do the same thing. "I Care" makes me just as mad as the first track makes me happy. "Dance For You" immediately makes me feel like an exotic dancer. Any man can get punched and shoved in a garbage can when "Girls Run The World" plays. And "Countdown"?? I mean really Beyonce??!! Ugh!
Oh well. I guess if you're going to listen to anything, you'd better make it something that means something to you.
Damn you and your musical treachery!
Oh but when I use pirate speak it's crazy?!?! Lol so on point they have been playing dance for you non stop on the radio. I swear I wanna put on my heels and walk the pole lol.
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